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[Well, this guy (or gal as the case may be) is now choosing to show his (her) charming face on the network for the first time. As a girl Joshua doesn't actually look all that different. The features are a little finer, maybe, the lashes a little longer, but the giggle is no less obnoxious.

Hee hee.]

Gosh... you know, I don't see how this is so bad. I'm not sure I'd mind staying this way longer, in fact. [A dainty eyelash-flutter directed towards the video feed.] For one thing, girls get much nicer clothes, and they're allowed to like them much more. It's so hard to be a fashionista when you're expected to be getting in fights and grubbing around in the mud.

Too bad there's no place around here to go shopping.

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Yes, and I've damn well earned it now, but it would have been nice if the original job hadn't been given to me for the sake of a bloody quota, that's all.

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Where did you go getting off to anyway, dear?

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Excuse me?

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You said you got somewhere. Where'd you get to?

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My job, I meant.

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Which is...? Throw me a bone, darling!

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[Sorry, bro. He's used to people knowing who he is, now. Plus, it's usually easier to tell when she's got her armor on.] I'm a police captain.

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Oooh, lawful good and with a uniform, is that right?

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I... yes?

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Does it bother you that you only got in to make the numbers work?

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Sorry, isn't that what I just said? Although it wasn't just about my being a woman, I suppose. Technically, I was a double-hire.

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How so? And you make it sound as though you had nothing else to recommend you other then a soft and feminine demeanor.

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[That gets an eyebrow raise, and in the dryest of tones:] Well, I'm also a huge bitch.

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Hee hee. Own it, darling.

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Own... what?

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What other people use to try and insult you! What, it isn't a pejorative where you're from?

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Well, yes, but I'm also actually a huge bitch.

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I hear that all the time.

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Not in the way I do, I think.

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Oh? Well spit it out, then. How are you so special?

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I just told you, didn't I? [The troll may be getting trolled, a little.]

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[It's all play, he don't mind it.]

Huge bitches are a dime a dozen if the fangirls are to be believed, you know. I'm not seeing how that sets you apart.

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The who?

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Fangirls. I take it that one went over your head?

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[Well, he is picturing a girl holding a fan (or possibly many, if those things he's heard about Klatch are true), so yes.] ...Anyway, what sets me apart is probably my ability to tear a grown man's arm off when I'm feeling annoyed.