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[Well, this guy (or gal as the case may be) is now choosing to show his (her) charming face on the network for the first time. As a girl Joshua doesn't actually look all that different. The features are a little finer, maybe, the lashes a little longer, but the giggle is no less obnoxious.

Hee hee.]

Gosh... you know, I don't see how this is so bad. I'm not sure I'd mind staying this way longer, in fact. [A dainty eyelash-flutter directed towards the video feed.] For one thing, girls get much nicer clothes, and they're allowed to like them much more. It's so hard to be a fashionista when you're expected to be getting in fights and grubbing around in the mud.

Too bad there's no place around here to go shopping.

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I... yes?

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Does it bother you that you only got in to make the numbers work?

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Sorry, isn't that what I just said? Although it wasn't just about my being a woman, I suppose. Technically, I was a double-hire.

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How so? And you make it sound as though you had nothing else to recommend you other then a soft and feminine demeanor.

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[That gets an eyebrow raise, and in the dryest of tones:] Well, I'm also a huge bitch.

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Hee hee. Own it, darling.

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Own... what?

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What other people use to try and insult you! What, it isn't a pejorative where you're from?

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Well, yes, but I'm also actually a huge bitch.

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I hear that all the time.

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Not in the way I do, I think.

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Oh? Well spit it out, then. How are you so special?

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I just told you, didn't I? [The troll may be getting trolled, a little.]

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[It's all play, he don't mind it.]

Huge bitches are a dime a dozen if the fangirls are to be believed, you know. I'm not seeing how that sets you apart.

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The who?

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Fangirls. I take it that one went over your head?

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[Well, he is picturing a girl holding a fan (or possibly many, if those things he's heard about Klatch are true), so yes.] ...Anyway, what sets me apart is probably my ability to tear a grown man's arm off when I'm feeling annoyed.

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[A giggle.] That sounds very attractive, dear. They'd definitely hate you, though.

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Who would?

[zeitgeists]

The fangirls, of course!

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What have I got to do with them? [It's not like he eats fans...]

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They'd think you were a really huge bitch, of course. For getting the man. Have you got a man?

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Yes, but what I'm trying to tell you is, I actually am, literally, a huge bitch. [He's ignoring the question. :|]

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[He's not!

... Okay, he kind of is. Joshua Kiryu Does What He Wants.]

Yeeeeeees, you've been trying to tell me that for a bit now! Is the word "fanatic" familiar to you at all?

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[Oh, fine, he gives up. This stopped being funny a while ago.] Is the word "werewolf" familiar to you?