Also, he's like, super white, Joshua. "Yes, I am," he admits readily, still trying to appease. "I'm from Canada." His expression radiates nothing but earnestness and sincerity; he's either completely serious, or an insanely good actor.

"And... it's certainly very strange, yes," he adds thoughtfully. "But I've seen a number of very strange things before. I'd like to think I have something of an open mind."